My house phone be ringing but on’t nobody pick that shit up
(Source: niggasandcomputers)
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86 3 days ago - 11
11 | Dentist: | *stabs you in your chest* |
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| Dentist: | You're bleeding because you don't floss. |
imagine how much better life would be if we could double jump like in games
this implies I can do the first jump.
(Source: avalar)
(Source: jimmyfallongifs, via tobagogray)
OMG LMFAO WHAT DID I JUST READ.
THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR THE WORST LOVE STORY I CAN’T DECIDE OMFG.
Still the best.
Lmfaooooo wut
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s/o to white people who know what i’m talkin about when i say fuck white people
(via tobagogray)
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
God i love this video so much
(via pineapplebeauty)
imagine a grape-sized human
OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD
Two kinds of people..
i am one person..
(via pizza)
I LITERALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO DONT SAY THANK YOU TO PEOPLE WHO HOLD THE DOOR LIKE THAT PERSON WASTED A FEW SECONDS OF THEIR LIFE FOR YOU THAT THEY WIILL NEVER GET BACK THEY PROBABLY COULDVE DRANK A FEW MORE SIPS OF THEIR FAVORITE DRINK, READ A FEW MORE LINES OF THEIR FAVORITE BOOK, HAD A FEW MORE GOOD WORDS WITH THEIR BEST FRIEND AND THEY WASTED THOSE SECONDS ON YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT NEXT TIME SOMEONE HOLDS THE DOOR SAY THANK YOU I AM SO MAD
(via pizza)
(Source: staysuckafree, via seriouslynatural)
